I’m just going to cut to the chase here: A woman kept her dead husband in her bed for three years and had her five (young) homeschooled children feed him a special broth and talk to him. There, I said it. According to investigators: “The children, who were worried for their mother and realized their father was dead, would tell her that he talked to them and ate the food.” (They apparently also masked the awful smell with air fresheners.)
All came to a screeching halt, though, when the family had to move out of their apartment, and two of the girls — ages 9 and 14 — decided it was time to get rid of dad, so they disposed of him in the bushes. The end.
Well, not really. As you may suspect, things didn’t exactly go smoothly when the girls were trying to ditch their dad. I mean, the man was dead for three years.